“He who shall...

So shall he who.”

 

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“SKULLS” Tees - $17

“MAKE ME DROOL” - $17

snot memorial merch

Joe Kudla left us far too early. To honor his memory, we’ve created a Snot Memorial tee shirt and pilsner mug. The design is a throwback to the early Puke & Snot tee which were hand-illustrated by artist Wayne Walstead, who lent his talent to this design as well. All proceeds will benefit the Joe Kudla Memorial Fund, which is dedicated to helping his daughter Angela pay for college.

“cry for help” - $17

Puke & Snot: It’s Not an Act, It’s a Cry For Help. Just about says it all, doesn’t it?


Three to choose from, all with the skull & crossbones logo on the front left, and a slogan of your choice on the back.

“AMERICAN IDIOTS” - $17

Gray tee with black rings on the collar and sleeves.

whip out your magaga! - $17

We are not responsible for any indecent exposure infractions enforced upon anyone who heeds the command on this classic P&S design, now with the key dialogue exchange on the back.

“survivor” - $17

Survive the cultural outback with this tee, which features a skunk, the ubiquitous carrots, and the slogan: “Halfwits, Halfbaked, Halfassed.” Available in gold or black

the new dvd!

Finally, on DVD, live and in your face, the act that was voted Best of Show at the Utah State Fair Tractor Pull. Over an hour of the best classic Puke & Snot, with another half hour of bonus features, including:


  1. •Interviews with the “actors”

  2. •A look inside a rehearsal

  3. •How scripts are developed

  4. •A recently discovered Princess Bride knockoff from the ’80’s that will have you on yoru feet and demanding your money back. Yeah, good luck with that.


Only $19!

puke & Snot cds

The only way you can hear Puke & Snot at home, and outside of your drunken hallucinations. Four to choose from, each at $12.

GREAT DEAL!

Can’t decide which CDs to buy? Get all four for only $39.

Four CD Special:

BEST DEAL! PUKE & SNOT MEDIA PACKAGE

OK folks, this is the best deal you’re gonna find on this website: get the new Puke & Snot DVD, plus all four CDs, for only $49.

Media Package, $49

To all the girls we’ve loved before... they weren’t enough, we want some more! A tee just for the ladies, in a stretchy, girly style.

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“EST. 1974” - $17

A nod to the ridiculous 34-year legacy of two men onstage in tights telling bad jokes. In wheat, with the old slogan “He Who Shall, So Shall He Who” at bottom.

PUKE 4 PRESIDENT - $17

Puke 4 President. Why the hell not?

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